Pages from the Journal of Captain MarkPage 84Pages from the Journal of Captain Mark by ~Omgom
I purchased some local entertainment for the crew last night. I figured a bunch of dudes on a ship for months could use some of that feminine charm. Turns out it was, in fact, a man; the beard somehow didn’t tip me off. I thought it was part of her bit and was pleasantly surprised to find out it didn’t bother the men much.
The party really got started when they held a drinking competition and the dancer out-drank most of the crew. Later I discovered they didn’t mind as much because the crew thought I swung that way. Apparently sleeping in a nightgown with a stuffed animal Unicorn sends a unique message. Regardless
Adventures Of Captain Mark - Chapter 2Chapter 2Adventures Of Captain Mark - Chapter 2 by ~Omgom
The year was 1671. Not much had happened since the last grand adventure of the Pirate Ship Petunia. Treasure was found, the ship destroyed, the crew lost. But, as I had said, we built anew. Captain Mark decided a more fitting name for the new ship was in order, one that would strike fear into the hearts of all who saw our flag. He named her the Pirate Ship Fluffykins. With our black masts and white kitten skull and crossbones insignia, we scoured the seven seas in search of grand adventures and buried treasures.
It wasn't long into our new year of sailing when we came across another group of cutthroat scalawags. The sailors of the
Adventures Of Captain Mark - Chapter 1Chapter 1Adventures Of Captain Mark - Chapter 1 by ~Omgom
The year was 16whatever, a time of great adventures and treasures. People coexisted with creatures of all kinds. Some were dangerous; others as harmless as house pets. There were a great many pirates sailing the seven seas; some famous by name, others famous by action. Amongst these scalawags was one who towered above them all. He was not only a great man but the greatest pirate the world had ever seen. Captain Mark was his name, a burly man who oozed manliness and awesomeness. He had the singing voice of an angel and wrote many a hit song. I, Jordan, was his first mate on the Pirate Ship Petunia. This was no ordinary ship; it was
Awesome. Not much goes on here for me, it's not nearly as entertaining as my facebook. Enjoy your stay 
Sta.sh
thanks for the fave.
